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Operation for Senderos...
Following a shoulder injury picked up against the Koreans, Big Phil Senderos has undergone surgery it's been revealed, about 5 days ago. "The operation went well..." according to sources. ArsenalShorts, despite being a week late with this latest news, has managed to 'acquire' exclusive photos' of the operation... click here to view...

Cesc Non-plussed by Attention...
Cesc Fabregas has admitted to being happy at Arsenal, despite rumours linking him with a move to Real Madrid. It's that time of year again, where all the Presidential candidates start mouthing off about who they might sign, and the Cesc has been lumped in with proceedings, he said:
"I can't do anything about the speculation. Obviously my name came out every day and they involved me in the election campaign. I am an Arsenal player right now and I am very happy and at ease there. I am very happy with how things are going..."

Jose Antonio has also been linked with a move in the same said circus, ex-Spain coach Jose Antonio Camacho said: "I have spoken to Reyes and he would love to come and join us. Our vice-president has met Arsenal's David Dein and he will receive us on July 3 to close the deal..."

Lehmann the Hero...
Jens Lehmann was the hero as Germany beat Argentina to become the first side officially into the semifinals. Lehmann saved two penalties following extra time, the score AET was 1-1...

In the Clear...
Once again, Spurs are left disappointed in the wake of the news that we've offically been cleared of any wrongdoing over Beverengate. A FIFA Statement read: "After carefully analysing the documents and statements provided by The Football Association in relation to an alleged breach of club ownership rules by English club Arsenal FC and Belgian club VZW KSK Beveren, Fifa confirmed today (June 29) that there is no evidence or indication of any infringement of the relevant regulations..." so up yours scummers.

They added: "The FA had already reached the same conclusion, having been requested by Fifa to investigate the case. Under the Fifa Statutes, it is the responsibility of the member associations to ensure that neither a natural nor a legal person exercises control over more than one club whenever the integrity of any match or competition could be jeopardised. In view of these findings, Fifa does not see any reason for further investigation or for any additional measures to be taken in this connection..."

Carlos Kickaball En Route?
According to reports, Mexican defender Carlos Salcido could be on his way to Arsenal. Carlos said: “I’m waiting to see what happens. I’ve already looked at taking an extensive English course. Now I’m dreaming more than ever. Why? Because I have been tested in many situations. I have played against big players, and big teams, and thanks to God I have had the opportunity to live, play and enjoy it. My biggest goal was to play in the World Cup, but it has always been my dream to go abroad (what does he mean, England isn't abroad - perhaps he should look into an extensive Geogrpahy course instead). I know that Arsenal are a great team, I know that they play in the superior tournaments, and I would be very pleased to go to them..."

APY's Released...
Arsene Wenger's Promising Youngsters gang have taken a bit of a hit, the club releasing three of the buggers. Michael Jordan, the goalkeeper not the world famous, famous basketball player with AIDs, Mark Howard, formerly of Take That, and Sean Kelly with the Irish name have all been let go...

Fixture Chaos...
As usual, Sky have ripped the heart out of the fixture list, just like they have from every proper football fan in the country, and the following games have been rearranged:

Manchester City v Arsenal, Sat 26th August 5.15pm Live on SKY PPV.
Manchester United v Arsenal, Sun 17th September 4.00pm, Live on SKY.
Reading v Arsenal, Sun 22nd October 4.00pm Live on SKY.
West Ham United v Arsenal, Sun 5th November 1.30pm, Live on SKY.
Arsenal v Liverpool Sun 12th November 4.00pm Live on SKY.
Bolton Wanderers v Arsenal Sat 25th November 5.15pm Live on SKY PPV.
Arsenal v T*ttenham Hotspur Sat 2nd December 12.45pm Live on SKY  PPV.
Chelsea v Arsenal Sun 10th December 4.00pm Live on SKY.
Watford v Arsenal Tue 26th December 5.30pm Live on SKY.