You'll Thee Him on Thursday...
Young Theo Walcott will feature during Englands B International on Thursday against Aleksandr Hleb's Belarus at Readings Madjeski Stadium in Reading. England coach and filth pervert Sven-Goran Eriksson said: "Maybe not from the beginning but you will see him..." Sven also said that Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell will feature: "It's very good for all of the players, especially for Michael Owen, Ashley Cole and Sol Campbell. They will probably start on Thursday, all three of them..." Not the first time Ashley Cole has had an Eriksson [feel free to insert mobile phone joke here]...
It's All Greek to Fenerbache...
The rumours of Sol Campbells impending move to Turkey are widely thought to be mostly bollocks, and probably put about by some half baked website to stir up an interest and make a fool of other sites what copy their stuff. Well, ANR, in your face, 'cos we did that years ago with the whole Dream Team scenario, which was picked up by all the national newspapers including the Times and the News of the World, and then made the front page of the Daily Star once our scam was uncovered.
So, Myles, if that is indeed your real name, I just wish you'd just stop copying our ideas, its not big although it is very clever, well it was when we did it anyway. In short, it doesn't look like Sol is going to Turkey after all...
New DB Eyed...
Brescia's promising young defender, Daniele Bonera is thought to be arousing interest in none other than the Manager of the second best team in Europe, Sir Arsene Wenger. Liverpool, AC Milan, Juventus and Fiorentina are all said to have expressed an interest, but now le Boss is said to be keen...
Jens: Dodgy Balls in Germany...
German goalkeeper Jens Lehmann (who isn't Oliver Kahn) reckons the new Adidas balls are going to prove difficult to deal with during the World Cup. Arsenal hero, and villain Lehmann said: "It's a ball for the outfield players and the crowd, not for the goalkeepers, when it rains it's not going to be very comfortable for us. It gets very slippery. It also moves a lot in the air. The Nike ball [used in The Premiership] feels more like an old fashioned leather ball, the Adidas one is more plastic. When it comes down to it, both of them make the goalkeepers look bad..."
Jensses Germans open the World Cup against Costa Rica on June the 9th before facing the Poles and Ecuadorians in Group A....
Give Peace a Chance...
West Brom chairman Jeremy Peace has warned off a host of Premiership clubs if they had any thoughts of signing promising West Brom centre back Curtis Davies. West Brom bought Davies from Luton in January for just £3m but now face a fight to keep hold of the youngster following the Baggies relegation from the top flight. Peace said: "Palace chairman Simon Jordan took a strong line over Andrew Johnson last year and we will act similarly..."
Rosicky on his Way...?
Rumours afoot that Czech Republic international midfielder Tomas Rosicky's move to Athletico Madrid could be hijacked by Sir Wenger. The Harry Potter lookalike had originally agreed to join the Spanish side from Borussia Dortmund but there was a mismatch with financial terms between the two clubs, which has alerted Le Boss...
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