New Arrival at ArsenalShorts Towers...
With the slow news days upon us and months before proper football starts, we've made an investment in the future, and made a new signing. Ladies and Gents, meet Eduardo the crab, the latest addition to my tropical fish tank. My little boy named him Eduardo, and we'll be reporting on his movements (the crabs, not my little boy). So far, not too many similarities to the real Eduardo to be fair.

Crab Diary Day One...
Eduardo had a steady introduction to his new tank mates. He's been hiding under the bogwood for a few hours, but now has decided to make an appearance. You could say he's coming out of his shell. He spent a good ten minutes ripping one of the plants apart with his pincers possibly for food, and the fish are all wary on the new addtion to their underwater world... more next time readers.

Just the one addition to the rumours, 111 now.

Ronaldo Deal...
Real Madrid have made an £80m bid for Ronaldo after they were rebuffed by The Arsenal with an audacious £100m bid for Nicklas Bendtner. He wants to stay at Arsenal... wd Super Nic.

Bischoff to P*ss Off...?
More rumours afoot that mystery man Amaury Bischoff could be about to depart for pastures new. It's thought now his current deal is about to expire, he could leave to join Paris St. Germain this summer on a free. There are also rumours we could sign striker Jimmy Kamghain as part of the deal. It's yet to be confirmed whether Arsenal would rename the club shop, the Amoury to the Kamghain if the deal is finalised...

Theo Walcott Clockwatch from last nights match against Andorra...

More later readers...