Liverpool h (Prem) D1-1...
Should have won...
Liverpool a (CL) L 4-2...
Should have held on...
man united a (Prem) L2-1...
Should have won...

Well, thats the match reports we owe you, and the season over, but hey great news, we're back. With just one point in the last 11 months, we still somehow find ourselves 30 points clear of TFT and can amazingly still get second place following Chelsea's hilarious, Arsenal style implosion at home to Wigan last night. It's not likely we'll finish 2nd, but hey, ever optimistic, it's all we got baby.

Heurelho Sailor...
Today's The Sun links us with a summer move for PSV's Brazilian goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes. There have been doubts over Sir Wenger's Number One choice this season, with Jens Lehmann looking for the exit, and Manuel Almunia not always 100% convincing...

Derby Win...
Despite the h/t score only being 1-0, goals from Nacer Barazite, Gilles Sunu, Rhys Murphy (2) and Jay Emmanuel Thomas saw the Reserves win 5-1 at Underhill against Derby County. Team: Fabianski J.Hoyte Norbit (c) Djourou Rodgers Ogogo Dunne Denilson Traore Barazite Sunu Subs: Mannone, Steer, Thomas, Wilshere, Murphy...

Clutching at Straws...
While we are clutching at straws, keep tabs on our next saviour here, its his own site and everything... http://carlosvelanews.wordpress.com/

Brum Deal for Flamini...
Juventus Boss Alessio Secco reckons that Birmingham turned down the chance to sign Mathieu Flamini: "Arsenal tried to sell Flamini to Birmingham and today Wenger will be happy that he wasn't able to do so, at the moment, we haven't made an offer, we are thinking about that..."

A move for Flamini could be on the cards from Bayern Munich soon as well as Juventus, BM sporting director Uli Hoeness said: "Once again, we're ready to bring in a high quality player. You don't always need to spend millions. Sometimes players come on free transfers..." Guess this means the summer is on the way then...?!

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