Lauren BadCall...
In today's The Mirror, Lauren reckons if Sir Wenger had stuck with a few of the old guard, and not binned them all off, we might have won something this season. The tough nut Cameroonian said: "People think I would be happy at what happened to Arsenal this season but that is not true. They are still a great club and Arsene Wenger is still a great coach. It is just a shame players such as myself and some of the others were not still at the club to help the young players to win things. "Sometimes when you are making changes you have to be careful not to take away too much. I felt I was still able to contribute to the team. When you have experienced the highs and lows we went through and when you have competed against Chelsea and Manchester United in the past it helps you in difficult situations not to lose your head..."

Arsenal4Life...
Bacary Sagna wants to stay at The Emirates for life, he told ArsenalTV to tell us to tell you: "I like to play all my life for Arsenal, I feel very good in this team and country and I like English football, I miss one thing, my family. Arsenal are a very good team, known all over Europe, there are a lot of young players. We all want to go forward and that's I wanted to play here. We can go forward easily, we are young together, we can show we can play good football, and that's why English football attracts me and that's why I wanted to play for Arsenal..."

Easy Come Easy Go...
So, David Villa wants to come to England, and namely Arsenal... but Arsene Wenger doesn't want him. DV: “I watch the Premier League a lot and the team I’m most attracted to is definitely Arsenal. They're brilliant one and two-touch football and the whole style of rapid counter-attack which dominates the top level of the Premier League now is the one which suits my game best of all. I think I’m made to succeed in England but of course it’s one thing saying it and quite another getting there and then doing it..." AW said something like "I am not looking for a striker..." **

**made up. End of.

Pay Off...
According to a report in the Guardian today, Thierry Henry recieved a signing on fee of around £5m. The Arsenal Supporters Trust did a reivew of the numbers from last season, and there was a crazy amount with no explanation next to it. They figure it was either Akers' blackmail slush fund, or a huge payment to TH14...

When the Moon Hits the Sky, Like a Big Balti Pie...That's Amauri...
It's thought that we are one of the clubs interested in signing the Brazilian born Amauri from Palermo its been revealed. Liverpool and Juventus are also said to be interested in signing. His agent (called Grimaldi!) said: "Arsenal is now another team added to the list of teams interested in Amauri, we have already received proposals from Liverpool and Real Madrid, in addition to what we already had from Juventus..."