Another Derby Game Won...
A hat trick from Emannuel Adebayor, and goals from Young Theo, Robin Van Persie and amazingly, even Nicklas Bendtner saw us run out 6-2 winners at Derby on Monday night. In an end to end clash which coulda woulda shoulda seen at least another 5 goals for the Arsenal, we kept our slim hopes of the Premiership ALIVE. Highlight of the night was a wondrous Congolese dance from Adebayor after his second, who else but Eboue joining in the calamatious funtimes..

The MasterPlan Gathers Pace...
So, Phase Two is complete, we could have done with those extra goals, but our goal difference is now 4 better than Chelsea's meaning when they draw their last two games, we will be better off. So, onto Phases Three, Four and would you beleive it Five. West Ham go to Old Trafford, where last year they claimed a sensational win as part of the Tevez deal. It was agreed that, should man united cheat, and let West Ham win, the deal to take Tevez on loan would be made easier, and it was. There is every chance that West Ham will not be a side to roll over, as their rivalry with man united runs deep following controversial and probably illegal deals for Paul Ince, Rio Ferdinand and er... some others, probably...

Phase Four should be a formality, when we enterain Everton at the Emirates on Sunday. we've enjoyed a lot of success against Everton in recent years, especially at home. Then, we'are just a point/2 points behind man united, and when Chelsea lose, or draw away at Newcastle, we are in with a shout, a point, or possibly two behind the undeserved pair of cheating leaders, Phase 6 is ON, and with just one game (x3) anything can happen, especially as both sides will be wobbling, while we go from strength to strength to the Stadium of Light to claim our prize...

Betfair odds currently 169/1... lump on... here is your calculator while you work out how much to put on...

Cesc Is On Board...
Cesc Fabregas had another amazing game on Monday night in our 6-2 win at Pride Park, and is on board the ArsenalShorts Six Phase Express. Fabregas told Setanta Sports: "Nothing is impossible. We have to win the last two games and then we'll see. We are not the favourites, but you never know..."

Wenger On Board Too..
(Just don't tell anyone). Sir Wenger is also on board the ASPE, but can't say too much in case he alerts the media, and more importantly Alice Ferguson and Avram 'Larry Grayson' Grant. Following the match, Wenger said: "Probable, no. Possible, yes, but we would need a miracle. We've set ourselves an 83-point target. We can get to 80 against Everton so let's do it..."

RVP Injured Again...
Robin Van Persie should be fit for our Charity Shield match in August against either Cardiff or Portsmouth, and is hopeful of a return even be back before that. The Dutchman was taken off as a precauthionary measure during our win against Derby, but should be fit for Everton this weekend. Wenger hopes to have Diaby, Rosicky and Hleb should be back for the Community Shield curtain raiser at Wembley in August. Our opponents are not yet known, we'll know more after the Cup Final in May...