Cesc and the City...
Not that he was particularly man of the match or owt, but it all goes towards a good headline imo.Another two more goals from goal machine Adebayor (give him the ball and he will score) and an acrobatic bicycle style scissor kick from the Crozilian Eduardo saw us through and back to the top of the Premier League with a 3-1 win over Man City at Eastlands Olympic Commonwealth Arena.

Spurs proved they do have their uses, taking a point off of man u at White Hart Lane, still keeping up with the comedy antics though, throwing away all three points, letting in Tevez of the Dump to ghost in for a last gasp winner. The Chavs were also lucky to escape from Pompey with a point after numerous penalty shouts. The results mean we are sat on top of the pile for a week, as International week now kicks in. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Zzz...

The Nearly Man...
Sir Wenger has been typically cryptic in regards to the transfer of one sardine munching lady boy from Old Trafford, and how he nearly became the one trick pony from the Emirates a couple of years back. Sir Wenger is playing his cards close to his chest as always, but reckons that Ronaldo was almost an Arsenal player until Carlos Quieroz (sp.) nipped in with a cheeky £8m more than we bid for him to prise him away from Sporting Lisbon, and win the youngsters signature for man united.

Le Boss is saying that he can't even say how close we were to getting the player, so we imagine that means he was sat in the dressing room with his kit on next to Thierry Henry ready to play against Bolton when Quieroz and Fergie bundled him into a washing hamper and left £8m on the table.

Probably not that close, but in ArsenalShortsLand, it'll do... didn't want him anyway, he's rubbish...

Maybe more later, maybe not. International week, we're allowed to slack off...