Pato to Miss Clash...?
Wonderboy and part time philosopher Alexandre Pato could miss the crucial Champions League game against us next week, as he's losing the race against fitness its claimed by sources who know what they're on about. The Brazilian striker was injured against Fiorentina last week, and its thought he could be out for up to three weeks, missing our clash with the Eye-Talians. Kaka is also walking an injury tightrope and could miss the game as well...

Quote Competition:
See if you can guess which wooky eyed Welshman said this: "It seemed some of the Arsenal players thought they had won the game when the final whistle went, I am not sure we would have celebrated like that if we had just drawn..." That's right, the very same one who was celebrating like a wooky eyed Welshman after Stig of the Dump had equalised against Tottenham in the last minute...

Desc-appointed
Cesc 'the Cesc' Fabregas has admitted that the squad will be very disappointed if we don't win the Premiership this season, not we hasten to add as disappointed as us fans mind admits er.. me. I already have an open topped Bedford Rascal parade planned, so come on lads, keep up the momentum. Any road, the Cesc admitted: "We would be very disappointed if we didn't win it. That's certain, even though we are still young we have shown all the world what we can do. We have had to learn, to be patient, and now we have taken our chance. Apart from William Gallas and Manuel Almunia everyone is 20, 22 and 24 - there's a good mix of youngsters and players with experience..."

Freeman's Catalogue of Skills...
New signing and wonderkid Luke Freeman has already impressed his Boss, Sir Arsene Wenger, the 15 year old, who incredibly has played only thrice for his ex-side Gillingham has already impress the man: "When he came in on the first day, I took him with me to see what his characteristics were. He has had a good education at Gillingham and I am impressed by his personality. He is brave, knows what he wants and he is a lively guy in the box. He is 15 years old and it is down to him to progress..."

Til Death Us Do Part...
Prince Phillip Hill-Wood has been at it again, telling the FA to go ram it up 'emselves if they thing they are gonna introduce a new rule capping the number of foreigners.

He said: "It is not our fault if many English players are not good enough. It is the same for every one of the big clubs now. We find players worldwide. Football is now global. I would love to see an Arsenal team with 11 English players, but professional football has expanded and developed. It is against the law to put a restriction on the number of non-English players in a team and I am pleased about that. If you do that you devalue the currency of the Premier League. It is also the same in any other industry. You go along with the trends or you suffer badly..."

More tomorrow ladies...