Star Shuns Gunners...
Crystal Palace youngster, John Bostock is apparently all set to sign a contract with Crystal Palace depsite interest of Premiership giants Arsenal, and Premiership buyers Chelsea. Neil Warnock is sayng that the youngster is all set to sign for the Eagles...

Clarets' Get the Blues...
Burnley have been charged with failing to control their players following our FA Cup win at Turf Moor. Following 9 ft 6 inch striker Kyle Lafferty's red card their was an almighty kerfuffle and the FA didn't like it much...

Tribal Nonsense...
Tribal Football reckon that the Chavs could be in for Nicolay Dimitrov, the Bulgarian who we've had on trial for ages. Sir Wenger was all keen and that to sign him, but those big fat liars reckon Chelsea might be up for some h-jacking action in true Chelsea style. However, a fellow Arsenal site has announced that the statement was falsified, and quite frankly arse! Read it here....!

Terry Knows Best...
Broken footed gypsy John Terry reckons that we are all set for a bad patch following two dropped points against Birmingham at the weekend. Chelsea have sidled their way up the table with some consitent wins, and are now just four points off of the league leaders us, and man united. Terry who unfortunately broke his foot against us has said: "United are playing the best football and always score a lot. They are the big
threat, Arsenal are still up there but I can just see them slipping away a bit..."

Beckham Kept It Real...
In Tottenham style, its been announced that we almost signed David Beckham back in 2004, Sir Wenger hankering after the Posh Spice loving dimwit. Beckham, who coincidentally was at the Emirates this weekend almost came to Arsenal, but decided to stick it out in Spain, as Rebecca Loos would testify (i thank yaw!): "David almost came to Arsenal a couple of years ago when things did not go too well during his first season with Real."I even met the people who took care of his career, but in the end, David decided to remain at Real..."

More tomorrow punters, don't forget to keep it locked to ArsenalTV, channel 423... there's rumours brewing about Theo Walcott being loaned out to West Hame before the weekend, and don't ask me why but my Arsenal hunch is tingling - reckon Sir Wenger might be heading down to the cockney transfer market for some new player action...? Who knows, we'll get won right won day!