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Mercenary mole sporter and one season wonder Mathieu Flamini has been called up into France's Euro 2008 squad. Arsenal content = only reason he was picked is because Patrick Vieira isn't fit. Vieira will miss France's first game against Romania in Zurich on 9 June through injury. A team spokesman said: "Flamini is arriving today at Clairefontaine and is added to the 23-man squad..." It's been rumoured that Thierry Henry could retire from International football after the tournament but we don't care cos he's left, the big French twat...

Roll up, roll up to see the incredible self-regeneratiing Bionic Croatian Brazilian...

FA Ban Themselves...
The FA have given themselves a five match touchline ban and fined themselves £500,000 after Alex Ferguson and Carlos Queiroz's latest outburst. Ferguson and Queiroz called into question the integrity of the referee after man united's FA Cup defeat at home by Portsmouth, outwardly calling him a 'robber', saying he was poor and labelling him a cheat. The FA decided to self impose the self imposed ban after they foolishly considered punishing the man united two before someone realised their mistake.

The ban will come into place upon consultation with Alex Ferguson who will decide whether the FA have given themselves suitable punishment, tho he's a bit busy at the moment it's thought. The FA will issue a full and frank apology soon, and Emmanuel Adebayor is also expected to be banned for three matches...

Wierd but spot on one from ArseBlogger today...

Double Signing Mooted... Yawn.
Another day, another transfer link, not sure where this all comes from, as Sir Wenger is said to be moving for Mallorca striker Guiza and Getafe midfielder Reuben De la Red. Top Four Tottenham are also said to be interested in the players as they attempt to finish in the same half of the table as us for a change...

MVB on RVP...
Robin van Persie might face Italy in the European Championships for Holland, Marco van Basten revealed. The legendary Van Basten said: "Robin feels good and strong and is ready to join the others. Next week's training sessions will tell us if he is able to play in the opening match against Italy..." Van Persie missed most of the season with Arsenal but in this Sky Sports article claims he is 'super fit'...

More later folks...