Keeper Lid On It...
Wolves' Welsh keeper Wayne Hennesy is being tracked by Sir Wenger, who is currently trying to persuade the 21 year old to come to The Emirates. We've heard from our very reliable and exclusive source in the Midlands, this is a real story and not just a rumour, we have an 'in' and we're not talking belly buttons. The Welsh keeper has been tracked by a host of top clubs including us and Everton, and a host of shit ones like Spurs and the rest. John Toshack thinks Hennessy is destined for the top...

Hleb Close to Spanish Switch Claims Agent...
Alexander Hleb's agent reckons that Hleb is close to a move to Barcelona with Real Madrid also keen to lure the Belarussian to Spain. Sardine munching slime peddlar Mourinho won't want him at Inter so Spain loks likely if Hlebs agent is speaking the truth: "He has been a Barcelona target for some months, I'm sorry that we won't be able to take him to Italy, he liked Inter a lot but obviously Mourinho has made some different choices and has gone for some other names..."

Freddie Denies Wenger Attack...
Freddie Ljungberg has denied the attack on Arsenal and Sir Wenger in a statement today: "Freddie Ljungberg wishes to make it clear that he absolutely refutes suggestions made by Russian Daily Sport paper Den Za Dnem that he enjoyed anything but an excellent relationship with Arsene Wenger during his time at Arsenal, his move to West Ham was inspired by the vision for the club and the strong interest from Alan Curbishley. The suggestion that Freddie left Arsenal in order to stay in the Premiership and play against them is not only utter rubbish but is a complete falsehood..."

Middlesbrough launch their new home kit...

Defender Tracked...
Sporting Life reckon we have had a £10m bid refused by Udinese for defender Christian Zapata. The 21 year old Colombian is still being tracked by Sir Wenger, but Udinese are said to be looking for around £16m. Sky Sports reckon another two Premier League clubs are tracking the player...

Two updates in one day, whatever next..? A real exclusive by us? See story one - you bet your neck...