Gilberto Excuse Lame Shock...
According to this report on the ever so biased Daily Mail, Gilberto missed Brazils friendly with Canada as his Visa was washed in the washing machine! Well, thats a massive lie, cos I washed my Mastercard in there there other day and it was fine. Anyway, never one to miss an opportuniuty for some shit joke, here's the latest:

Top 11 Arsenal Players Who Could Be In Some Way Related to this Story...

1. Robin van Persil
2. Steve Bold
3. Ariston Wenger
4. Emmanuel Ade-Dryer
5. Cesc FabreDaz
6. Bacfairy Sagna
7. Manuel Arielmunia
8. Ian White
9. Viv Candyson
10. Bio van Bronkhorst

Well... it's either that or more shit rumours? You choose? Any more ideas welcome... info@arsenalshorts.com

Seesyatomorrow punters...