Nothing to See Here...
AC Milan ready to offer £32m for Emmanuel Adebayor...? Ok then.

More details on Wolves keeper Wayne Henesssey here...

Swiss Roll...
According to the Guardian, Gordon Ramsey the Cardiff youngster will jet over to Switzerland to meet Arsene Wenger as he decides his future. It's thought that the youngster will meet Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger, and also stop by Liverpool and Everton to check out their facilities before deciding to join his boyhood club man united..

Washing Machine Filler Story...
Following on from yesterday's washing machine related nonsense, which followed on from the news that Gilberto had missed Brazils friendly with Canada due to his Visa being washed in the washing machine, we have now got the substitutes!

Subs:
Ian DesitSelley
Lenor Chapman
Marc Hoovermars
Dennis Boschkamp
Andy Washing Line-gan
LG Dixon

More ideas welcome... info@arsenalshorts.com

If I'm honest, there's a lot more going on out there, but none of it true and you've read it all anyway... unitil we meet again hombres...