Gary Lewin Doing... One...
Physio Gary Lewin is off to pastures new, well old. He's off to take on the England physios' job on a full time basis from the 1st August 2008 reveals Arsenal.com. It's expected that Vic Akers could be close behind him as rumours of his impending departure gather pace in kit man circles. Stats-agogo from Arsenal.com:

"Gary has been the Arsenal’s first team physio for precisely 1,205 matches in total, a quite remarkable achievement. During that time, Gary has worked under three managers (George Graham, Bruce Rioch and Arsène Wenger) and has been part of Arsenal teams which have won five League Championships, five FA Cups, two League Cups and one European Cup Winners’ Cup..."

Ken 'Deepfat' Friar said: “Gary will be greatly missed by all the players and his work colleagues at the Club and I know he will still keep in touch, as he will still have many friends here at Emirates Stadium. We wish him the very best of luck for the future in his new position..."

We've Still Only Got One Song...
Defender Alexandre Billabong Song has signed a new long term contract according, once again to Arsenalshorts.com's feeder site Arsenal.com. Following a loan spell with Chalrton, blah blah blah etc.

Flamini Dumped... Again.
French captain Patrick Vieira will stay in the French squad and NOT be replaced by Mathieu Flamini its been copied by ArsenalShorts. Vieira will miss the game v Romania, but will remain in the French squad, as the French physio, Gary Le Win tries to patch up their gangly skipper meaning Flamini will have to home yet again, hope he got a return...

Silva Lining...
In the most overused headline of them all, Gilbert O'Silva want to stay at T'Emirates despite rumours of his wantawayness gathering pace. The 31 year old pass backer said: "I do want to stay. It depends when I come back if Arsene wants me to stay. I still have one year left on my contract. I'm happy to stay at the club. I will wait until I return to London and pre-season training on 21 July and then I will sit down and talk about it..."

Wenger Checking on Artur Daily...
More rumours that Sir Wenger is checking on the Polish keeper, Celtics' Artur Borac. Borac let in two goals against Germany in Poland's opener, but according to reports other clubs are also said to be interested, namely Barcelona, man unit--- yawn...

More tomorrow my brothers...