Kit News...
You can now pre-order the new Middlesbrough home kit via Arsenal.com. For me, it looks like Middlesbrough, or at best a training top, however, after all these years, I'm still not learning so I'll be buying it of course, and then an Arsenal splashback mat for our toilet with my free £10 voucher...

Vieira to Portsmouth, as we turn into Middlesbrough, they turn into us...?

Ramsey Streets Ahead in Choice...?
The Mirror and the Daily Guardian reckons we are all set to sign Gordon Ramsey from Cardiff ahead of them w*nkers from Old Trafford. If it was down to who was the better/nicer manager between Ferguson and Wenger, they should be right, but we'll see... Full story (well not much more) here...

Mexes to Emirates...?
Phillipe Mexes from Roma is the latest player to be linked with a move to Emirates. A long term rumoured target of Le Boss could be winging his way Arsenal bound any day now, apprently and lets be honest, FansFC aren't often wrong...

Euro2008 Round Up...
While William Gallas' France drew with the mighty Romania, Robin van Persie played for 20 mins, while old boy, Gio van Bronkhorst did a nifty move with the winner of the 3:20 at Chepstow to score for the Dutch as they beat Italy 3-0... England prepare to face no one in Group Z as we didn't qualify cos we're shit. Good luck Cesc tonight v Russia (it would have been England had we not been so shit).

There's also something about Modric being better than Fabregas, but we'll leave that, ridiculous falsehoods aren't our style as you know, just ask Didier Baptiste or Maria De Angel or whatever his name was...

Shorts by name... most other stuff covered in last nights late edition...