Lehmann's Going Home... Maybe...
Jens Lehmann doesn't know whether he will carry on playing after Euro2008, but if he does, he could move back to the Fatherland and play for vfB Stuttgart. Sir Wenger confirmed the German isn't too sure on a decision: "He has indicated to me that he will make a decision after the European Championships and he will certainly be influenced by the way it goes, he does not know if he will continue to play..."

Lehmann himself said: "If I choose to keep playing, then I can imagine playing for VfB (Stuttgart). VfB is an established name in the Bundesliga..." It's thought Jens Lehmann may turn his attentions to his acting career, continuing with his lead role in FX Channel's plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck, where he plays Dr. Sean MacNamara...

Arsene Blamed for T5 Delay...
Sir Arsene Wenger was said to be 'just super-upset' last night after the FA blamed him for the delay in the opening of Heathrow Airport's much delayed Terminal 5 Terminal. It was thought that the FA wanted to hand Wenger a touchline ban for around 12 matches from the start of next season and have asked for FIFA's sanction to do so.

Sir Wenger vehemently denies the accusations, saying he was nowhere near the Terminus at the time of the delay, nor the time of the opening, in fact he's never even been there apart from once. Kitman Vic Akers was taken in for questioning yesterday by the Heathrow Filth but its expected he'll keep 'schtum' as Le Boss is his mate and all that...

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Maybe It's Because He's Not a Londoner...
Alex Hleb's agent reckons the Belarussian will be moving, and is unhappy with life in London. Nikolai Shpilevski (if that is his real name) said: "Hleb has been playing in London for three years now and isn't sure whether in the future he can show the level of talent that he is showing currently. I can only confirm that some of the world's biggest clubs are interested in him..." He added: "In any case I can say simply that Alexander will not buy out the remaining part of his five-year contract for a fixed sum of his sale. Hleb is a gentleman and will not stoop to that level. Everything will be done properly. I am sure that the situation surrounding this issue will finally be resolved in the next 10 days."

"Alexander is just tired of the noisy and chaotic life in the British capital and feels like living in calmer surroundings. If any clubs want to add Hleb to their ranks then they should hold talks with Arsenal..."

It's thought that Hleb lives near Vic Akers, and Aker's love of all night parties and stock car racing with his pikey mates in his back garden is really getting Hleb's gander up and such and such...

Flamini Accused...
Mathieu Flamini was a bad influence on the rest of the squad, it's been claimed by an insider. Apparently Flamini was a massive binge drinker, and thought nothing of downing bottles of binge after, before and sometimes even during a game. The source said: "Flammers could think nothing of shelling out for a few bottles of binge after a big match, and getting 'on it' as they say. He became abusive and melancholy and sometimes both at the same time, which was weird. It once took him 8 minutes to tell Abou Diaby to frick off..." Binge is illegal in most counties across England, but its thought can be bought 'under the counter' at many an off licence...

Flamini's binge drinking was said to be instrumental in his demise and subsequent sacking, disguised as Flamini leaving under the Freddie Boswell Law by the club...