Trouble Blamed on Alex...
Alexander Hleb is being blamed for the riots in Manchester before Rangers UEFA Cup defeat by Zenit St. Petersburg. Hleb has recently been banging on about the fact that he no longer likes London as its too noisy, so the Belarussian thought he'd spend a nice quiet week in Manchester, not realising it was the UEFA Cup Final venue.

It's thought that Hleb came out of his hotel and took the batteries out of the big screen and binned them off, and returned back to base for a cheeky snooze without realising the results of his selfish Russian antics. Jock supporters clashed with riot police for around five hours cos of that unkempt wantaway Belarussian, its thought...

Cescy Time for Fab...
Highlights of the Cesc TV Show here, transcript not yer actual video - we don't do misleading links...

Yaya On Route?
Kolo Toure's brother could be on his way to The Emirates, its been revealed after an empty handed season at Barcelona. The Ivorian Coastian's brother said: "I am conscious of interest from certain Premier League clubs, I can't say anything for the moment, but it's true that it would be great to play for a big club with my brother. That would be fantastic, but you never know..."

The definitive links table here:
Ins...
Outs... (no mention of Akers tho which is a bonus)

Lehmann Slates English Keepers...
Jens Lehmann has citied a decent education as a reason for becoming a top keeper, hinting that English keepers are a bit stoopid. He said: "Sometimes goalkeepers over here are not going to school long enough. When you are a goalkeeper you must hold your concentration level very high throughout 90 minutes, sometim---" bored with that now.

Point slightly proved though, but Paul Robinson loved school it's thought, especially lunchtime and the tuck shop...