Sahahahaha...
The latest crazy rumours circulating above the rotting carcus of this season are that we are set to move for man united's bench warming failure, Louis Saha. Saha has 'failed to impress' following his £12.5m move from Fulham and he's French, two things that will allow him to fit right in at the Gro(o)ve. Saha said in a poor attempt at some profound song lyrics: "The future isn't in my hands..." and added: "I know this could be my last game, and I would understand if the manager went for another striker. I can't speak about my future too much really now, though..." man united, Chelsea, nor Arsenal have any more games this season as all eyes turn to Underhill for the first pre-season friendly of the Summer... there isn't even any International tournaments to look forward to...

Still our favourite Arsenal story EVER...

Lehmann's Terms...
I for one, never tire of that headline, but it will shortly be defunct, as everyone's favourite clinically insane Germanic German is all set to do Ein to vFb Stuttgart. Its been reports that he was in talks with club officials yesterday, and could move before the European Championships...

Stuttgarrt's Manager Horst Heldt is set to offer the keeper a one year deal, but its not as cut and dried as is being reported: "If he wants to earn as much as he did at Arsenal, then we have no chance..." said the German about the German, in Germany, yesterday...

Ah well, its not all bad news...

It's Vel'O'So Quiet...
As pop mentalist Bjork once said, and yep, to fill that void the papparami are going mental, linking us with every single player out there who is a) French or b) out there. The latest to be linked is Miguel Veloso from Sporting Lisbon, who fresh from his sides' Portugueuse Cup victory over Porto said: "I do not know if this was my last game, let's see what the future holds for Miguel. England may be a good destination but I do not know anything about the offers..." in the other teams interested lottery, its Newcastle, us and Spurs, the lucky, made-up potential suitors...

Eto'uh-oh'...
Samuel Eto'o is completely against a move to Top Four Tottenham next season. The Top Four side who finished in the bottom half of the Premiership last season were keen to land the striker from Barcelona for a fee of around £25m but its thought Eto'o doesn't want to move to a side who are not in the Champions League...

More rubbish rumours and unfounded speculation later folks...