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Welcome! Well it's been a while readers, but your friend Ruud is back by popular demand...! Once  again, those cheaters from London came to Old Trafford and once again, our twelve men on the field showed them who's boss, read more in my Diary - UPDATED - Rio and Rooney up to their old tricks again! Portsmouth win, no surprise there though, I didn't play...!

I am like, soooo not a cheat.

 

Well done to England, I have got some advice which Becks will find useful, in my Diary... Read more... Just to redress the balance (something I'm not very good at, I'm always falling over!) click here to go to a proper Ruud site, that sells proper Ruud merchandise, seriously...

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No rights reserved at all. This is a pisstake of Ruud van Nistelrooij, Man United's greatest ever striker. Most fans agree that Ruud is a great player but also a dishonest one. His consistent, yet intelligent cheating and diving, also getting other players sent off is his forte and we just wonder how long he'll get away with it, probably as long as the FA and Sky allow Man United to pull the strings...

As you may have guessed, we are in no way related to RVN, Man United, Football 365 or Icons.com or have any affiliation to any club or player. Please take this site in the spirit in which it's written, with a pinch of salt and don't sue us for writing owt slanderlous.

Happy cheating and good luck to Ruud for the rest of this season.

 

A Trip and a Twist - Bench
Crashing In - The Charlatans
Dragging Me Down - Inspiral Carpets
Falling into You - Celine Dion
Get Down Saturday Night - Oliver Cheat'em
Born Slippy - Underworld
No Class - Motorhead
The Fall - The Man whose Head Expanded
Muse - Falling Away with You
Dirrty - Christina Aguillera

Click here to watch me punch Freddie Ljungberg - just watch the ref, he really came down hard on me for this one... snigger...! Look at the score though, damn... [large'ish file 900kb]

 

 

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